I just witnessed a dance-off between a group of chickens and a gang of squirrels, and I'm not sure if I should call the authorities or ask for a rematch. This video is the epitome of organized chaos – like a musical starring aliens and toothbrushes. My brain feels like it's doing somersaults in a washing machine. By the way, the shortest war in history lasted only 38 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar in 1896.